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can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn
(via spongebobssquarepants)
Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
Answer:
PANERA? BREAD??
yeah
me: *toasts a piece of bread*
me: damn and i cook too.. any man would be lucky to have me
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eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
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